Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 5, 2010 20:37:27 GMT -5
He grabbed his glass again, and raised it up to his mouth. His hand was shaking quite noticeably now, as the alcohol was setting in.
"Oh come on, at least I don't stalk people in bars to get attention and trying to fit in. I come here to get drunk and have fun. Why do you come here? To find a father to handcuff to one of your children? And besides, I probably have TWICE the dating opportunity that you do."
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Post by vox on Mar 5, 2010 20:59:44 GMT -5
Sendrah leaned forward onto the table, but that fact went completely unnoticed by her, though of course the crowd certainly did notice. “More like handcuff one night stands. If you have such a great chance, then I'm pretty d**n sure you'd definitely try me. Prove me wrong and don't, but since I'm right all the time, I know you can't resist.” Regaining the little composure she could manage, she sat back up straight, actually not thinking of what she just said or whatever the consequences could be. Of course the effect showed by now, although a great drinker, she was affected by hard liquor like anyone else, that included picking the smart ass, rude drinking game opponent as the one night stand, too.
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 6, 2010 19:34:48 GMT -5
"Bah, you've never had sex with a real man have you? I'm better than f**king any sleeper that I find in a bar. I only sleep with good, attractive women. I have better control of my sexual needs than you do, I'm sure."
He drank another shot. How many brain cells were dead? This was his thought process as he drank.
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Post by vox on Mar 6, 2010 20:25:39 GMT -5
“Yeah, right, because men are generally known to have more control than women. Whatever you say, it's not like I'm taking your word for it.” With an unsteady hand, she endured another shot, the liquor feeling more unpleasant than not.
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 6, 2010 20:28:55 GMT -5
"Well, how the hell am I supposed to show you? Not have sex with you? That's not proving difficult so far. If you're ugly when I'm drunk, how the hell do you look when I'm sober?"
He forced another drink down. Now he was REALLY starting to feel lightheaded. He was on the verge of losing consciousness as it was.
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Post by vox on Mar 6, 2010 20:55:26 GMT -5
“I suppose you're blind, self centered and probably a fag if you think I'm ugly. You're not a ten yourself.” Hesitating to repeat the same process as before, Sendrah picked up the glass, looking at the amber liquid splash in the shaking glass. Her vision was blurred, the buzzing feeling was gone and the sickening lightheadedness had taken its place. Soon enough she'd feel waves of headaches and nausea. If only the man would just fall over on the table and lose. Yet, she managed to force herself to drink it without looking like doing it with too much effort.. Or so she thought.
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 6, 2010 21:03:21 GMT -5
"So, you use the word 'fag'? Funny, I thought hot women were supposed to like gay people. I suppose this just proves that you're in no-way pretty. Cheers."
He lifted his glass, and drank what was probably the eighth shot. He seemed not too bad on the outside, but he was really starting the feel the pain now. There was darkness at the edges of his vision, and he could barely even operate his mind anymore. He was saying things he would usually never voice, and his speech was becoming extremely difficult. He could barely focus on Sendrah anymore, and could barely comprehend what she was saying. This game was seriously starting to go too far.
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Post by vox on Mar 7, 2010 18:31:25 GMT -5
Sendrah shook her head, looking down on the table. This wasn't worth it. She didn't want to pass out and lose, she'd rather keep herself awake until she was back home. Then, she'd gladly pass out and sleep for an unnecessarily long time. After a moment of silence, she looked back up at her adversary.
“You win. Whatever, it's not worth it.”
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 7, 2010 18:36:08 GMT -5
"HA! I knew it! I knew you couldn't handle it!" He slammed his glass on the table, and gave a great WHOOP and the crowd cheered. A few people clapped him on the back. The crowd began to disperse, however, as they knew he probably didn't have much left in him for another game.
"So..What now?!" God, he loved to gloat.
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Post by vox on Mar 7, 2010 18:52:24 GMT -5
“You can go ahead and pick up a faggot friend of yours, that's what. I'm going home.” Despite her words, she didn't stand up to leave until a moment later or two. When she actually did stand up, she stumbled a few awkward steps before she regained only a fragment of her composure. “You have fun with your boyfriend.”
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 7, 2010 18:54:42 GMT -5
His happy mood immediately dropped, and he glared at her. "So, now you're resorting to name calling? I haven't been called gay as an insult since High School. Would you like for me to PROVE that I'm not gay, or would you rather go on with your not-so-happy life?"
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Post by vox on Mar 7, 2010 19:04:43 GMT -5
Unlike Ragnar, Sendrah's mood appeared to lighten up and she leaned on the table with folded arms with a victorious smirk on her face.
“And how, my dear friend, would you exactly prove it? If you're thinking what I'm thinking, a single question remains.” She paused slightly, not really realizing how slurred her voice was. “My place, or yours?”
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 7, 2010 19:06:39 GMT -5
Ragnar considered. Well, considered as much as someone as intoxicated as him. He had barely 'considered' for three seconds, before he looked up, made eye contact, and said one thing. "My place."
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Post by vox on Mar 7, 2010 19:29:10 GMT -5
The morning after was.. Colorful. Which would actually be a severe understatement. Clothes were scattered around the floor and furniture and the bed was certainly just as messy. Two individuals actually contributed to the chaos, Sendrah wearing a cowboy hat, lying in a stretched position, definitely hogging most of the space the bed could grant. Beside her cuddled Ragnar with an empty bottle of tequila and along with it a rifle. However, the peaceful hours of sleep would come to an abrupt end when the said rifle slid loose from his grasp and slowly, but surely, began to slide down the bed onto the floor with a moderately loud clatter that went unnoticed compared to the extremely loud bang that ensued.
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Holywarrior
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Post by Holywarrior on Mar 7, 2010 19:47:28 GMT -5
Ragnar wasn't sleeping very peacefully. His mind was a terrible, disorganized jumble of thoughts and memories. A drinking contest, a challenge - Who won? - But mostly it was just a blank. Then he woke up.
As the M1 fell from his grasp, the almost ten-pound rifle slammed into the floor. With a massive report, the rifle fired off a massive BANG as a .30-06 rifle bullet went off. The recoil sent the rifle sliding back by over 3 feet, and the bullet flew straight through the wall of the apartment, and outside. It was lucky it didn't go into the neighbor's apartment. They'd probably be bitching as it was.
Ragnar's reaction, however, was equally impressive.
With a massive jolt, he tried to leap out of bed, but thanks to his hangover, he failed miserably. He tumbled out of the bed, tangled all up in the sheets as he hit the floor, uttering a loud UMPH as he hit. "GAH, f**k ME!!" He screamed. He fumbled around, looking for his revolver.
It was then he realized there wasn't a real threat. His much more pressing concern was his TERRIBLE hangover. The worst of his life, in fact. With his head pounding, he groaned, and struggled to stand up, fighting past his dizziness and lack of focus. "UGH! d**n it all!" He muttered.
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